cw: near death experience// THE TIME I ALMOST GOT CRUSHED BY AN ELEVATOR (100% REAL) (NOT CLICKBAIT) For real though, this DID happen. Today. After I got back to my flat, I decided to use the elevator to get back home. So I stood in front of the elevator, waiting for it to open. After a while, this guy with a bike came out. And he sure took his sweet time to get out. After that, this guy in a school uniform got in. I thought he was gonna press the open button for me. Nope! Instead, he fricken' pushed the CLOSE button. And even after I got in as the elevator doors almost closed in on me, he didn't leave room for me to press my floor button. Can you believe the nerve of this guy? He's in school too. Thank god the elevator doors can detect human presence. Otherwise, I wouldn't have been able to write this. I could use this to talk about how desensitized we've become. This could be a great game idea.