CW: brief cissexist line, brief suggestive references// I had three dreams. I slept three times, woke up three times. South Park new kid: The new kid - Mike McFrukel - appears to not be well liked by Cartman. He gets confronted, along with the other kids in the background, by him near the lockers. And yes, Kyle was there, defending the new kid. It's funny, 'cause I remember trying to remember the kid's name at least three times, since I can't remember most of the things the dreams say. One time, I almost leant towards a name similar to Seth Mcfarlane's. Maybe it's supposed to sound like his name. Who knows? [THE END] --- Giving a health contract to [IRL Teacher] for her to check: I'm not sure what else to say about this one. The content's all in the title. There isn't really anything for me to add to it. Well, I guess there were other kids with me too. There's also the fact that this marks the first time my secondary school teachers have appeared in ny dreams. Maybe they've already appeared before and I just don't remember. Whatever the case, this is the first time they appear in one of my recorded dreams. [THE END] -- Bringing books down while tripping: While my classmates/roommates were going down, I decided to bring my books with me. Mainly because I saw one of my roommates do it too. I was going down stairs, tripping for some reason. I wasn't moving normally in the dream. Then, the roommate who was carrying her books accidentally dropped them. But she went on anyways, without picking them back up. So i had to do the dirty work for her. I gave up in the end, for I had to go down there quickly, and also because I felt like it had been a pain. A while later, that same roommate had once again created another pile of dropped books. Thanks, roommate. Of course, I had to clean up the pile for her. I was thinking of giving up, but then I saw the other students and teachers coming down. So I had to clean up, otherwise they would have made fun of me! Unfortunately, it was too late. I saw their feet standing right in front of me. I knew they'd think I was the one who dropped the books, when it was really my ROOMMATE who did it. Oh, what humiliation! After I finished picking up the books, I hurried to the hall. I saw someone pointing at the small black bag beside the entrance of the hall, as if telling me to put the books inside. I looked inside and found nothing in it. I also saw one of my roommates, who was probably the same one who caused me trouble, holding onto her own books. Which made me even more reluctant to put them inside the bag. I held onto them, as I went inside the school hall. [THE END] --- Fitting through a tight-ass door to watch Goku: For the longest (in my dreams anyway) time, I've assumed there was no other way to fit through this door pther than brute forcing it. I was proven wrong today. Apparently, you can make the door bigger by pushing one of the sides. Before this, I had been painfully brute forcing my way through as I was too big for the door. You're telling me that that was all for naught?! AHEM, let's get on to the main topic --- Goku. I'm pretty sure the stuff that appeared in my dreams wasn't Goku at all --- the show, I mean. I have never seen a single episode of Dragon Ball Z in my life. Plus, there was one joke that I still remember: senpai to senbei. Oh and by the way, that was supposed to be one of the villains' name(s). I'm pretty sure the real DBZ wouldn't crack jokes like that. Real DBZ or not, it was still fun to watch. [THE END] There are more stories involving the wacky van I watched this in, but this is the one I remember most. Plus, I don't remember many of the stories' details. --- Playing a very popular Roblox game: On the left side of the website, you can see the guidelines for the games you make. Let's see... one of them say 'do not add any explicit attention to any of the games here *Looks at [youtuber], who does this all the time with stupid games* Uh oh. Right now, I'm on someone's page. I'm assuming that one of their most popular games received the same treatment, and thus, violated the guidelines. Which makes me kinda suprised it didn't get deleted. Wanting to see what it's like, I decided to play it. I had to reload my page several times in order to get it working properly. Honestly, all I got from the game was that the environment was all gray. That's it. This part of the dream revealed that I've actually been watching Goku on the same browser. Huh. For whatever reason, any website I clicked on afterwards turned into the page of the game. I had to close the original website of the game in order to get things back to normal. And that also brings us back to the Goku dream. [THE END] --- ***Here lies the contents of the third dream (the first few aren't in any particular order)*** Borrowing some books from the university next to my school: Why the heck not? I borrowed three books, I think. I remember the receptionist(?) being kinda creepy The university library looked really sophisticated, aside from that creepy receptionist. That's what I expect from a university. After that, I completely forgot about the books. [THE END] --- [IRL Teacher 2] comes back to teach Math: Self-explanatory title. She's really not happy with teaching us again. When someone asked her a question about the homework after class, she said 'Don't care.' I wanted to ask her a question after class too, but this response gave me pause. The dim classroom reflected my mood very well. [THE END] That said, I know for a fact that the real [IRL Teacher 2] is a very nice person. This is just how my dream portrays her. And you shouldn't take dreams for granted. --- Walking around the school and observing people roleplay: I didn't join in, since you needed at least two people in order to roleplay. I didn't have people who were willing to join me, so I couldn't play. I saw people getting a key from one of the teachers' locker. If you see two anime portraits of Giorno and Mista, you would know that someone managed to find the key. The teacher did this on purpose of course, since those people would have be in trouble now. There was a time where I saw an open locker and thought about snatching it. But that made me look like I was waiting for this opportunity all along, so I didn't take it. I saw Gumball characters running towards the locker as I walked away. [THE END] --- Going back to the university because the return date is long overdue: I think this happened after the [IRL Teacher 2] stuff. I checked my schoolbag and found the books I borrowed from the university library. I had forgotten about them! All of them were long overdue, and I was gonna get in deep crap if I don't return these things right now. But since I was planning on having my mom return them, I decided to go look for the returning box. Cause my mom won't be home until very late at night. I made my way to the library, with books were poking out of my schoolbag. I went past the creepy receptionist, and made my way towards the inner section of the library. It's like a maze in here. It looks like a science lab AND a maze. I wasn't sure if I was in a library anymore. The passages were like tunnels. And these tunnels were everywhere. One time, I got kind of lost. I was panicking, since I didn't bring my phone with me. I certainly didn't want to be stuck here, I have to get out of here! Thanks to my desire to get out, I managed to find the right 'tunnel' and got the hell out of there. [THE END] --- New Your Turn to Die character: The bell has rung, and it's time for me to get back to the classroom. I was at the 1st floor at the time, and I mistakenly thought my classroom was one of the rooms. I managed to catch this mistake in time and dashed towards the second floor, where I met the new YTTD character. You see, this character was teased (in my dreams) in one of the promotional images of the game. And it's... our art teacher/magician. She has shoulder-length rainbow hair, pink lips, a white magician costume, and a white hat. She looked more like a man than a woman at first, no offense. I think she was designed to look ambiguous. Class starts, and the teacher starts talking about something. I don't remember what. I was more focused on her scary aura. I'm sure I wouldn't be this scared at her if there wasn't ominous music playing in the background. And then, we move on to the character page(?). We get a picture of the teacher on the side, and a picture of our 'main character'. The 'main character' wasn't Sara, since it wasn't a girl. But it wasn't any of the male characters too. Actually, I think it was... Giorno. I remember there being a braid, and... No, that's all I remember. Here's something interesting. Guessing from this image, the main character will say something about each new character they encounter. 'Giorno' 's reaction to the teacher was "Oh jeez." and something else. But that's not the greatest about his reaction. The greatest thing lies hidden beneath the Japanese version. And in the Japanese version, get ready for this, Giorno says "hajika. [in japanese]" I'm not kidding, that's actually what he said. (Side note, I used Google Translate to get this text. And it said it's pronounced as 'hajika'. I'm not sure how accurate this is. It could just be Google Translate being Google Translate.) Afterwards, it shows us a picture of the teacher's receiver, which looks a bit like Ike. Also, I forgot to mention this but the teacher's evil. She's using this receiver to take over the world. So what this receiver does is it portrays an image of the audio it has received. Like, if it heard a bear growling, it would show a bear growling. It shows us what it took... but I don't really wanna describe it. It's pretty inappropriate. Just know that it contains 'extreme love' in the workplace, and more. And it portrays them as sort of like playing cards. Like one person's at the top, and another's at the bottom. Thankfully(?), my dream got interrupted at the end, so I never got to see the rest. [THE END] ---