First written during act 6. Includes post-canon. ---- I thought Vriska was gonna be the overarching big bad MY GOAT WASHED flowey laugh is a homestuck reference?? 'sex them' looool Never say incestuous whateverthefuck again ALPHA MALE hoochi mama? wow caliborn really is spamton. he's aroace AND misogynistic too oohhh that was jane not jade. i swear i remember seeing a golden jade in a screenshot tho why do they always use she or he instead of her and him wait aranea is ancestor of vriska. jesus christ are they destined to be antiheroes or some shit? you know aranea was closer to my impression of vriska before i read homestuck appearance wise. i thought vriska had short hair is he like that cuz he's being mindcontrolled wait. con-TROLL. oh my fucking god aw did roxy rub off on her wait i just realized that fucking heart symbol is the rikan sumbol arggggh when the fuck did you get soul ripping powers i can't wait for his art style to barely fucking change at all. or maybe it will who knows. wow me caliborn is that fucking real?? male/unknown? HOLY FUCKING SHIT LMAOOOOO IS THQT FUCKING KARKAT? WHO IS THAT WITH HIM is that fucking yaoi of karkat and dave?? he fucking drew yaoi lmaooo. without the bitches too i can't stop fucking laughing caliborn is a gay misogynistic aroace. good to know his refusal of yaoi was fucking foreshadowing this bit i hc him saying it man-ga. also i just realized: 'MAN-ga' the defined nips!! also hello this image is new referencing yaoilovers being misogynistic? wait isn't that callie's trollsona? that's white hair lol oh wait maybe he just didn't bother colouring in the hair are all these drawings seriously drawn by hussie? if so, it's quite impressive how different they all look, like they were all drawn by completely different people. same goes with handwriting. i doubt he actually drew callie's stuff tho did undertale reference this with asriel? PLEASE DO NOT MAKE THEM KISS (imagine if it's caliborn thinking it haha. or maybe that caveman. when are we gonna see him?) oh thank god what are you saying no for, bunny dude? did you always have one ear missing? this wouldn't work so well with mobile layout huh he has blood?? oh right yeah i forgor what the fuck is this heroic and just bs? imagine if his final art style is just regular homestuck omgggg wait is this referring to hiveswap? no way it's one big ad i thought this would end in 2014 oohhh they use scrollers now i really thought it would lead up to caliborn seeing them behind the curtains is that chess cube thing ever gonna be explained? this artstyle is cute yk i thought dave was gonna turn into the knight at some point but maybe i was mistaken? and it was just jack? idk the jojoton tweet gives me pause. wasn't there a line that referenced dave? or maybe boyfailure was jack idk his ability is retconning? ok that def wasn't there before. i don't remember a big patch of oil in the fucking sky doc scratch isn't very relevant now huh. idk why he's in s tier iirc only relevance nepeta had was fefeta haunting refrain?? when does moonsetter play THIS NOTHERFUCKING ELEVATOR MUSIC wait that dog sound... omg i wonder if secret pages were always there or if they were updated i forgot that [s] just meant that there's sound. so pages not tagged with s can have flash I'm having a mildly painful headache rn is the blind prophet actually just terezi the green crayon is still there wait that fucking crayon box was hers wasn't it oh you're ONLY hugging the dudes? was narrator guy a completely seperate guy and not dirk? okay. oh there's lighting on the shades now what if she interprets him as karkat hm roxy never died oh my god i thought that when she took off the bandana she was gonna be revealed as rose finally a singular they? why is she glowing already. why does sollux have his new typing quirk was that mario? why does one have darker skin not calling them bitch anymore? amateur's boner?? so is this technically a prologue? like this dirk is gonna be bro strider? like, drunkard. i honestly doubt she'll take up alcohol again really thought rose was gonna be drunk forever. and that roxy was now the permanently sober one. thank god she didn't irreversible char dedevelopent moonsetter? oh wait. piano sounds really familiar tho IT *WAS* MOONSETTER I FINALLY FUCKING GOT TO MOONSETTER. 7449 PAGESSS i thought it was gonna play in an rpg segment wait why does it seem like KARKAT's the one buddy buddy with dave now rose is into VRISKA oh i guess endgame is kanaya i will never forget 'i am not a homosexual haven't seen a single r-slur as of now why is dirk treated like a sore subject wtf happened? wait yeah what happened to the dad who was pipefan 413 anyways. who were the rest of the ppl wait did i mix up jake with jack. god damnit. it keeps happening. oh yeah the logs work on mobile isn't jane, a human, mind controlled oh god dirk is gonna get mind controlled isn't he oh yeah what's up with gcat anyway huh their hair is brighter coloured. well, the bg is black but i think it's lighter for a while now ohhh right terezi doesn't use zeroess i thought dancestors was referring to beta kids' parents cuz of a comment about them being tall (i think the shrunk down part kinda gave it away) i really had a diff impression of dave before the reading the comic also was really convinced the incestuous ships involved troll siblings? idk i didn't know about the other humans it's a good thing they repeat their last names so much cuz i would've already forgotten by then i think a fan art i saw made it seem like nepeta had a bigger role (and also evil) but i guess she's still irrelevant hard to believe i once didn't know what made homestuck woke. i just knew that one character (dirk or dave?) was gay and that's it i think homestuck deltarune theory helped get me interested in hs? also reading problem sleuth def helped prep me for the length points where i almost drop: midnight crew intermission toxic non-consensual kisses troll romance info dump act 5 picture pacebreaker candy i can't believe ppl actually hate act 6 like whatttt. i thought it was eh at first, but it really became one of my favs funny how i was begging problem sleuth to end, but homestuck to never. i want a million pages, please. keep distracting me from real life and spiralling. also it's just an experience and really inspiring oh so he's fine with gl but not bl? (lesbian foreshadowing) starting a few pages back 7979, the artstyle feels slightly diff? I'm not even sure if these are drawn by andrew anymore. especially from he way john's drawn. idk maybe it IS by hussie. ah i guess that's why. cuz they're all just images? still what was that about dirk ragebaiting caliborn or some shit? were they talking about the smut segment?? what the fuck did dirk do? did he do nothing? no don't tell me... they're thowing the rings in the volcano lotr style??. actual animation?? holy shit?? wow that was gorgeous. who said hs ending was bad and focused too much on animation again? that was awesome. i think it was a nifty ending. so. dirk rly didn't do shit in the end. i thought it was ooc for him to befome a villain and reset shit. now i really don't know what all those comments were again. they rly influenced my prediction of the ending and him also that credits page labeling [s]start over is in the 8000s ahhh now that's hussie's style who the fuck? why are their hair colours flipped i thought the epilogue (not that one) would have text btw omg foreshadowing! the the cake! find her??? also nepeta rely barely had significance 16/9: finished hs in about 4 to 7 days (length in total, on and off, then read it continuously) i think my fav char is dirk?? maybe? there isn't rly anyone who qualifies for that role? rose was my fav for a while. i wasn't a fan of dave at first, but i grew to like him. i thought nepeta was gonna be one of my favs, but she quickly grew irrelevant ah right after the shipping stuff, i thought it would be funny if it turns out dirk drew homestuck all along (24/8) reading the hs epilogue summaries rn. why does it sound kinda intriguing? at least, the summaries are. makes me kinda want to read it?? but then i remember the excerpts. and the sex THEY WEREN'T KIDDING ABOUT THEM FUCKING?? I THOUGHT THEY WERE BEING RANDOM GOONERS karkat is running for president lmao oh i thought roxy was gonna be trans masc. it's cool they're nb. why the fuck does dirk want to tranquilize jake oh so that's why rose leaves her. that's fucked oh no not gamzee please roxy and calliope stop being gullible idiots! oh my god the candy timeline sucks yeah sure she miraculously recovers oh no this isn't where she's gonna leave kanaya for jade, is it is that vrissy or whatever? why does she look like vriska? because kanaya is/was gay for her? repeatedly shaking my head at the candy epilogue why is he named tavros?? are you supposed to read meat first, then candy? cuz this shit makes no sense otherwise THAT'S WHERE THE BREASTMILK COMES FROM?? "Worried about Tavros Crocker's abusive home life, John plans to kidnap him." What a sentence the writers want johnrezi so bad blood?? what the fuck did they do?? of course vriska 2 hates tavros 2 wow gamzee is ... i want to say pedo but-okay wait he has to be old enough to get into a relationship with jane, right? don't tell me she's a pedo too! NOOO FUCKING HELL WHYYYY VRISKA YOU'RE BETTER THAN THIS actually reading the epilogues: don't say pregnant please they like to use the word supermassive huh "John, please don’t be a bitch. I’m unwell, remember?" i don't think rose would say this when did he lick the lollipop? in the credits? roxy does not really feel like roxy here damn really no mother and daughter bonding? well i guess the first term isn't really accurate but still qpr?? so the picnic doesn't come out of nowhere the fucking butterfly effect john gets unknowingly manipulated into a choice i really thought candy was post trickster mode, as in the kids never snapped out of it meat sounds more delicious, and with less questionable decisions raw fucking meat these are some grotesque descriptions maybe john would've died of food poisoning later if he hadn't died some other way first thing that doesn't make sense: why is john eating raw fucking meat? why does he have zero qualms with it? why are roxy and calliope offering it in the first place? they were not gonna eat that shit. they were waiting for john to arrive and poison himself with it instead kinda forced thought? maybe meat has mind controlling/memory jogging abilities stop it with the meat stuff jfc why would roxy not want that? yeah why ARE you thinking this. kinda tmi not gonna lie these commands are by the creators themselves, yeah? i can't imagine this being an ongoing thing. it has to be pre-written what the fuck is jake doing on the tv, with his ass out?? fuck kinda shows are you watching karkat? schizophrenic? really? why the fixation on Jake's ass i kinda get why people say it has fetish material lmaooo what. obama?? not do it for him? pack it up, guys. davekat is a farce/j god damnit dirk is fucking washed and supports fascism is this the decapitation motif I've heard about wow no privacy for dirk. is everyone gonna learn about karkat's campaign through this god damn show? not the fucking cod piece fridging him did the mayor die or something? shit? as the shit that comes out of your ass? scat? why is he so suicidal oh my God Jake is just a sex icon how does dirk know?? is he psychic? wait. memorial area... is the mayor fucking dead? "last tussle of an amorous nature" hello?? what the fuck?? that really comes out of nowhere. does that always happen or just for that occasion 7/9 oh shit what i thought it was jane that takes the initiative. what do you mean it's jake? he just couldn't control himself against blue women motherfucker you're cheating on Dirk 'curves like the dickens' lmao?? are you seriously cheating on him because he's too rough? the constant comparisons to his bf omg I'm crying it's still happening IT KEEPS HAPPENING oh you finally snapped out of it huh. thought that was gonna lead to a sex scene u-ult dirk!!! wait was the stuff jake was thinking actually implemented by Dirk?? i mean, it would make sense lol god fucking damnit Dirk they just clarified they use they/them okay it was an accident don't word it like that dirk dirk keeps forgetting is red text alt calliope? i thought it was dave lol oh god is this where he manipulates kanaya i came as fast as i could- dirk is such a manlet to calliope i was kinda joking with the sex icon bit, but holy shit he is actually a sex icon the... freudian slips dude... the toxic yaoi levels are off the charts jake english is gooner bait? so dave knows calliope is they/them, but doesn't know roxy does too? oh they haven't come out yet can't believe dirk is a gay transphobic bigot meat 32 was pretty good ew dirk don't be so gross ok so THAT'S the context. it wasn't that bad, but jfc dirk is being such a creep gonna stop at https://homestuck.kici.moe/epilogues/meat/35/ 11/9 'She listens to him bleed while she smells him die.' holy mother of callback 'It’s her life, her gender, her style—she can be whatever the fuck she wants.' he says as he keeps misgendering them a tboy would never deliberately misgender and say 'chosen gender'. he sounds like a cis incel dirk tranquilizer motif BUT BEFORE THAT---- WHO'S READY FOR MORE DAVEKAT? oh lol the shitting part is just 1 line omg he really is caliborn god he's so fucking obsessed obsessed + toxic doomed yaoi i don't care that yaoi is happening bro he's suicidebaiting jake into sex?? all dialogue huh? i just realized candy jade meant candy timeline jade, not trickster jade alt callie uses oxford comma candy: karkat wants to be homestuck void. like she's the rogue of void oh jake... you doormat.. voice in head. foreshadowing destroy the meat. hmmm no one gaf about jake jesus not jegus? i just realized Jane's with the guy who molested her dog penis foreshadowing pink and gold?? there's a fucking harry potter reference oh god don't tell me tavros was the freaking human kid. who named him anyway, gamzee? ok it could just be the troll. still very fucking weird tho. like, how old is he? candy 23 was pretty good candy is getting consistently good? in a way, this is spiderbreath stopping at https://homestuck.kici.moe/epilogues/candy/28/ 13/9 jfc jake's love life can't catch a break do not call her main bitch; that's a minor okay the vriska gamzee scene was still pretty bad. not as bad, but still bad so vrissy didn't see them fucking. okay. also that's where the light bdsm came from candy 38 talks about canon and what it means to be ooc. as roxy puts it: theres not only one right way to be me imo they locked in for dave's writing in the davebama convo lmao candy 40 is narration meta 'shark hard'? typo? aaaaand finished. wow. i enjoyed candy a lot more than i thought i would, considering i hated it from how the summaries described them. i thought meat would be my fav, but it wasn't... as epic or good as i expected? the epilogues really weren't as bad as i thought. it's like people said: you need to go in with an open mind. preferably as blind as possible. also try not to skim ahead. beyond canon: dirk sounds like such a dumbass what the hell is that bugs bunny poster? the jade plant... Dirk doesn't misgender anymore? oh my god i have one of those plants before it became a zombie pos they referenced the pony pals fic? lmao??? mfer loved it so much he printed it out DID THEY FUCKING DISABLE THE GO BACK BUTTON JUST FOR THIS PAGE? AHHAHAHAHAHA oh wait nevermind it's just my device being slow i just realized the panels on his desk the fuck is that on his head stopping at https://beyondcanon.com/story/30 stop referencing your ex omg ...fingerless gloves? THIRSTY LITTLE TWINK WTH LMAO wow he really does get drunk and gay 'who's'. whatever. tfem jake tf is a cummerbund, and why is its name so funny jfc he's soooo obsessed the fucking sparkles dude wait since when were the icons hearts oh. they were always there. i never realized you fucking weeb just realized his shirt icon is a skullghost ah he DOES have eyelashes me n the boys hauling a dead body in the middle of school how does vriska know where she's even going? i don't think she's been in this school before wait shit i can't read. they just said they didn't know where they were going doesn't jane fucking hate gamzee now? like, platonically cool image of jade or, well, alt calliope dave eyes reveal? also is this meat or candy? ah wait yeah it's meat. karkat is off bring a commander and dave is davebot the knight of time shirt... is she aromantic? they're wearing their respective shirts... growing up is hard and no one understands oh it's the little prince. for a moment i thought it was crumbs of... uh. nevermind. man the lighting is so good dirk was an asshole villain in the epilogues, but in hsbc he's just sort of a dork? or at least in hs2 a chud if you will loving terezi's new outfit btw jerk ourselves off philosophically?? cope with what? say it, dirk y'all and mighta? what are you, a gyaru? some of the dialogue is uh... not necessary. yeah. cool button pressing shot stop with the incestuous undertones, terezi i don't think shayy would like alt calliope's taste in orange pulp juice i wonder, is this artstyle by one of the people who worked on base hs? like, specifically the pages in late retcon? oh my god it really is just the words tick and tock over and over again another... medium? 14/9: shouldn't it be 'acqu8nted'? is that a dead pixel in his eye or lighting? oh my god you fucking weeb 'Jake, you're sweet. FOOLISH-' oh two screens wth don't say that to a minor, vriska i noticed it before, but why does vrissy sometimes capitalize random words? is she jealous of vriska being buddy buddy with someone else? did kanaya always use shout poles when she's stressed? i don't remember yiffy mention! oh man, I wonder what the fandom's reaction to that was. They took WHAT now? I think the press outside heard that Talking Like Kanaya Now? bye we didn't want to draw the panels oh i kept envisioning it with a red sky cue 'You Fucked My Wife' vriska be like: HELL YEAH! CHEATING! im sorry but i can't help but point out Jake's DUMPTRUCK ah good ol child abuse DAMN OKAY JANE bisexual lighting he is going to do okay. sure. immortality fucked her up oooh nice outfit, aradia 'I'll be straight with you' oh lol they actually did kiss i was half joking insert fnaf joke here and there he goes... LIFDOFF what a shot. damn. a lot of the panels in hsbc are just really good. you could say that they... burned down the house masochistic egbert okay, you know what? i can see why people say this panel is kinda sucky, since there's been banger upon bangers of panels. It's not that bad, but it's kinda a whiplash did they... do it then and there? god fucking damnit why's it gotta have a harry potter reference AMONG US- coffee in a wine glass? huh i never noticed callie's different outfit here and now it's BEYOND CANON. y'know, i don't think hs2 was THAT bad. honestly, i liked a lot of the stuff. Some of the dialogue is a... hit or miss. but it's fine. a large portion of the art is really good. the switching between different narrative styles is slightly jarring tho. proceed?! DISGUSTANG .bro BIG SHOT?? This gif stays on for a long time no seriously it isn't resetting THIS narration is more like it the thanks for playing sky no more 8s? are you sure you don't want a fem name, egbert? oh no... is this going where i think it's going? it's... tiiiiiiiiiiiiii....? what are you, homophobic? home. stuck. stuck at home. roxy looking like mom lalonde there. the pose is even similar. she even has a wine bottle in her hand You have a feeling it's going to be a long day. one of them has davepeta colours oh so making out with vrissy is fine, but your parents being tamely intimate is where you draw the line? oh right, they're in a polyamorous relationship why does kanaya look like that he swore! oooh nice colours in the flashback woah homestucks alt calli aura farming IT KEEPS HAPPENING they know what they were doing with that pose I'm sorry but is the spreading seed dialogue in fucking BEYOND CANON? i just realized ah the sprite's from hsbc now i have the context for that picture without context, i thought it was two bad guys aurafarming. or a commemoration selfie for arriving on a new planet they are just reusing text colours my mind instantly went to toilet water i was about to say the same thing; why not just fly? why are you making him mention karkat's massive tits valid crashout oh so gamzee is aba now? tongue-kiss the answer? bruh premature WHAT NOW oh this dialogue was from hsbc. thought it was from base hs ahhhh the parallels. post canon really does expand on Jake's character. in base hs, he was alright. just kinda... there. but hsbc is shaping him up to be one of my favs pretty sky isn't that the hiveswap portal? or am i misremembering woah hussnasty style. and actual animation?? is vrisual novel gonna happen? omg they brought back the two nannasprites omg omg its the vrisual novel the vrishal novel it is simply that easy fefeta fucking died and no one gaf wrf rose are you misgendering callie HOLY SHIT THAT IS GRAPHIC oh wait what? THAT is the line? that's seed in like minecraft seed. maybe it can also be interpreted the other way judging from the cherry line. but like, it wasn't as bad as i thought okay ykw the rewording is pretty bad holy mother of callbacks oh... them hugging made me tear up a bit NOT THE THANKS FOR PLAYING SKY not the dot eyes bro what is even going on anymore candy is calliope's fanfiction??? huh. i remember a thou speaking char. that wasn't ly'lac? wow, they're clingy. i love them already hm. i thought that image came from her burning the commands PILES OF DUST??